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Gentle Reader,

Come in, come in, we have missed you! Have some coffee and no jokes about the taste "It tastes like mud! Because it was fresh ground this morning! Where have you been ? Me? I've been around writing letter getting ready for another Pastors conference in March (your invited you know as my guest)! We have been examining relationships recently (Marti's favorite subject, next to me of course, I have never figured it out , and never will why I need to change!!!) But we all need to improve a wee bit don't we? For example I read a job offer one time that said that the applicant needed "3 years experience"  which always make me thing to myself "Is that 3 years of experience or 1 years experience 3 times?"

 Relationships are work, gentle reader, and if your not working at those you have your only going to get 1 years experience no matter how many years you have had that relationship.  And then there are the know-it-all's  The Dr Phil's of the world (Not me I'm still learning and I'll never tell you what to do, but I will point you down the right road if I can). 

If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting !'

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to 
his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?'

The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

My advice to your gentle reader, don't go around saying stupid stuff Cause you can't fix stupid! And work on your relationships.

 I'm just saying....

Love, Denis