Top ten reasons for sleeping in Church
Good thing I'm a contemplative!
Whoa! The Third Heaven is so cool. There's—whoops, sorry. They told me not to tell.
Isn't this the healing service for narcolepsy?
I was testing to see if my new Bible cover is, uh, waterproof.
The church espresso machine is on the blink.
I wasn't really asleep—just blinded by the pastor's forehead.
I was entering into the Sabbath Rest.
Well, excuse me for staying up all night Saturday in prayer.
I was getting in touch with my inner Bible study.
I always snore when I'm slain in the Spirit.
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